Your Husband Says Let's Try Something New

—after The Lovers by Rene Magritte (1928)

after your anniversary dinner, a bit of Bordeaux still aging on the corner of your mouth. In the restaurant’s dim corner he frisked

the top button of your dress undone, its plastic clicking against the gold wedding band. His hand a half-formed promise counting the dips

of your spine. You offered yourself up right then, plated, drizzled with need under the table. Your pantyhose, decoration. His fingers

dipped into the chocolate sauce on your plate then paused at your bottom

lip’s altar and you wanted to be the pen he signed the check with, an instrument to do his bidding. At home, he refused to be uncollared,

untied. Left in his cufflinks. Said the night was about how far you could go without going, or coming. Said close your eyes. A few anniversaries ago you opened a slim jewelry box and found

a leather eye mask slumbering in velvet. So we can truly be ourselves in the dark, as he slid it over your head. His body a new body in that manmade night—a hunter gone prey to the beast he hoped you would become. Now, he crowns you with the elastic band once again, the leather’s edge biting a curve into the bridge of your nose. Imagine we’re both someone else, he whispers, guiding your hand

to the gill of his boxers. A few seconds of clumsiness, teeth clicking, the choppy unzipping. Your husband changing shape in your grip, your name changing shape in the air between the two of you. Imagine we’re someone else—as he breathes someone else’s

name, asks another woman for mercy you will not give.

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The other day I almost felt the burden of sin in Urban Outfitters (church of mark-ups, house

of worship for pretenders, the suburban teens masquerading as city-born). A blouse

on a rack arrests the gem-light from the rose

window, anemic sunlight dribbling through

stained glass, re-pressing new designs. Transpose

Jesus onto The Grateful Dead, skeletons toe-

to-toe and Our Lord and Savior kneeling, washing

their metatarsals. The mannequins wear it better here, their pseudo-sockets watching me mime their poses. Fiberglass arms bare

in tank tops. Legs half-lunging. One foot in pointe

like a disciple’s, for me to kiss. Anoint.


Like a disciple, for me to kiss (anoint) your face is to mark you for betrayal. Coffee

cups and carafes, my lipstick print disjoined

from the trellised skin—I leave behind a copy

of my mouth at cafés. I find a shop that sells lattes and tea in the sanctuary, plays old rap songs that would clatter like shotgun shells

in a Sunday service’s silence. During the weekdays,

the college kids forget themselves and burn their tongues on dark roasts, mochas spilled, say shit

and cross themselves with a caffeinated finger- gun to the head, the chest, the shoulders. I sit

and mouth the Father, Son, the Holy Spirit

with every touch, on beat, like a rap song lyric.


With every touch—on beat like a rap song lyric—

my phone works less and less. The tell-tale check

of Verizon Wireless bums on its side; a satyric

smirk in vermillion, devil-red. At the tech

desk, the employee tests my touchscreen sensors. He says it’s almost gone, you’ll need to upgrade. I let him rob me. His voice resounds from the center

of the store as if he’s preaching the terms of the trade-

in, rules like commandments. Forty dollars a month

to hear another voice, for someone other than God to speak to me. One hundred up front to kill the loneliness, to call my mother

some days. Siri records and keeps my confession; Forgive me father, for all our missed connections.


Forgive me father, for all our missed connections— my late-night pillow-prayer. I’ve avoided going to church for months now, my collection of excuses practiced, preached right back. I’m loaded

with bullshit, Sunday morning sermons spent

in bed, damning myself for sleeping too late.

But I never set the alarm. At night, I repent

by kneeling bedside, all my body’s weight

branding my knees with the carpet’s pattern. My comforter clings to the dryer’s heat. I say Let me explain, Lord, but it doesn’t matter. We’ve been here before—last week, the other day

when my tongue played Judas and betrayed me, slipped

and cursed mid-prayer, abandoned the usual script.


And cursed! Mid-prayer! Abandoned the usual script